September 24th 2007
Oh the pun, the terrible, terrible pun. It burns so!
Yes, after a little time off in which to regenerate my biro wielding muscles and explore the dusty, cobweb-festooned corners of my psyche, it's time to introduce the latest biro drawing based on a most groan-worthy pun.
So brace yourself and grit your teeth against the pun, because with no further ado, here's a biromash called Polyunsaturated
September 4th 2007
Today, the fourth of September was my 40th Birthday.
The big FOUR-OH. Half way to octogenarianism. Twice the age I was when I left education. They say that life begins at forty. I can't wait!
August 28th 2007
A role-reversal twist on a very, very old setup for a joke,
There's a Waiter in my Soup!.
On an entitrely unconected note, it's my Birthday in seven days. It's the big FOUR-OH. Oh dear. However did that happen?
August 18th 2007
Here's a new biromash. A bit odd perhaps but heh, I've never been one to stick to convention... or logic!
So here's An Octopus opening a can of Zebras.
As with most of my newer biro-art drawings, this new slice of strangeness is available as a print.
August 14th 2007
So I was thinking. When people want to explain to kids about how babies are made, but don't want to go into all the grisly details, they talk about the birds and the bees.
It doesn't really make much sense though if you think about it. I mean, look what might actually result from such a mismatch if The Birds and the Bees really did produce offspring.
August 13th 2007
I have a recuring nightmare where this creature creeps up on me from the darkness.
The shriek it emits paralyses me and I cannot move.
Meet the Shrieker
August 11th 2007
More Biro-art posters and framed prints now available.
This selection includes Sanitary Owl, The Bantam of the Opera, Marilyn Moncrow, Moths have Teeth, Bad Fox, Druggie Slug
Once again, the full range can be seen on the Biro art Prints page.
More added soon.
August 9th 2007
Biro-art posters and framed prints courtesy of Lulu.com are now available of Death & Taxis, Zombee, Moon Whale, Dragon with Drag On, Open Doors let in Cold Giraffes, Some Trees Bear Fruit, Bipolar Bear, Want Flies With That? Innesmouth Beach, Lemon Party, She's Clucking Insane, Night Mare, So Chelonely, Pengrim Reaper, Devil Duck and Snail Faerie.
The full range can be seen on the Biro art Prints page.
More added soon.
July 30th 2007
I have a small pile of incomplete and abandoned biro drawings ranging from small doodles to full page drawings.
I'm considering selling these drawings through eBay to free up some space in my folder. They would be the biro originals and not prints and would be sold as they are; pencil lines, smudges, warts and all.
I'm interested in your opinion of this. Is it a good idea? Would you be interested in an unfinished biro-art original? Please vote in the mini-poll below.
Mini-poll courtesy of Aiden from b3ta
July 23rd 2007
New Biro-art drawing addedto the gallery.
Benjamin Franklin, the suicidal kite flyer and all-round American clever bloke once said,
"Nothing in this world is certain but Death and Taxis"
... or something like that.
June 18th 2007
Another drawing in the biro art gallery, this one bears the descriptive title of Mekon on a Spacehopper
It's a suggestion by a b3tard called -D- who has been requesting this particular drawing for some time.
Well there you are then -D-, happy now?
June 5th 2007
Horus Goes Skiing is a new biro drawing freshly added today. It's inspired by the ancient 8-bit Sinclair Spectrum game Horace Goes Skiing from 1983.
Horus is of course an ancient Egyptian God.
The sharp-eyed among you may have also noticed that I've added a link to buy a pack of brightly coloured ball-point pens up there in the right corner. I get so many emails from people asking where to get them that I decided to buy a few packs and flog them through Biro-art to make it easier for people to get hold of them.
I've priced them to include delivery worldwide so if you're interested just go ahead and buy a set and I'll get them sent out ASAP. I've only got five *SOLD OUT!* at the moment and I'm not sure if I'll be able to get more, so don't hang about!
May 28th 2007
A new biro drawing in the gallery today, this one is called Zombee For reasons that need no explanation.
I've been Having a bit of a "writer's meh" at the moment with the book. It's still very much on, but I'm taking a break from it at the moment. I still aim to have it out by the end of the year though.
May 24th 2007
Entirely unrelated to the goings-on here at Biro-art, but it's quite important to me at the moment so I'm telling you anyway.
I desperately need to replace my car. It's a knackered old Ford Fiesta that is very much on it's last legs (wheels?).
The chances of me being able to afford another car this side of never are pretty darn remote so I've decided to try an experiment and have spent some time thinking about it and have set up This eBay auction as a little experiment to see what happens. I doubt it will come to anything but meh, its worth the try!
It's worth mentioning here too that advertising space is always available at biro-art.com. Just ask me about it.
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